Xaeyruudh's Index

Absurd Adversaries

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At a Glance

This is the Honor Roll of Stupidity. The monsters here are too dumb to appear in the Xaeyruudh campaign. Rejected!

Abrian — An absolutely pathetic start for the Fiend Folio.

Achaierai — A flightless bird, with insufficient coolness to make up for that massive fail.

Brain Golem — I don’t agree with Stupid Monsters on everything, but I agree on this one: “It’s like a bunch of PETA vegans creating a Celery Golem.”

Senmurv — You have three options: (a) stop eating the mushrooms you can’t get from any national grocery store; (b) stop designing D&D monsters; (c) all of the above. Choose wisely.

Half-vampire — Ugh. I wish I could blame this one on trying to appeal to Twilight fans, but Libris Mortis was published before the first Twilight book so there is no excuse.

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