Azirrhat

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At a Glance

A series of spires in Anauroch. The name means “the slashed rocks” and comes from their distinctive appearance. Laerti dwell in the caverns below; Bedine avoid the area.

Sources

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The Vault of the Thaalud

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At a Glance

Once or twice per decade, an adventuring company returns after a successful foray into the Underdark beneath Anauroch, where the largest communities and expeditions of thaalud (aka tomb tappers) are found.  The adventurers, upon their return to the surface, naturally share (and suitably embellish) their experiences, in taverns and around campfires from Mirabar and Waterdeep to Suzail and Westgate, to Zhentil Keep and Mulmaster.  The Vault is often featured in those tales – not as an achievement, for no credible tale has ever been told of discovering it, but as the ultimate treasure trove of the Realms Below.

The thaalud seem to obsess over magic, pursuing it in the way the most avaricious of dragons or merchants seek wealth.  They will extort or kill for magic, without hesitation or remorse.  However, they don’t wear the armor they loot, and they use only the weapons that are crafted (and sometimes powerfully enchanted) by their own kin.  They’ve never been seen to eat magic items, and they certainly don’t destroy them.  Logically, then, they must be taking them somewhere.  A temple-city, the delvers insist… a dark place hidden far below, vast enough to display every magical item ever seen by a thaalud (who will not rest until it acquires the item).  This logic birthed, and still sustains, the legend of the Vault.

DM’s Notes

It’s not a bad idea.  So why not make it real?  However, there are a few buzzkills in store for acquisitive adventurers.

First, the biggest obstacle to be overcome is finding the Vault.  It’s assumed to be under the Anauroch because that’s where the vast majority of tomb tappers are found.  Nobody, other than the tomb tappers and whatever guardians they’ve put in place, has ever seen the Vault.  Human, dwarven, and even duergar sages have no sure knowledge about it, although some might make something up and charge you thousands of gold for their “wisdom” and then skip town while you’re gone to prevent possible retaliation for their underhandedness.  Obviously, the thaalud don’t advertise the existence or location of their Vault, and nobody else you encounter in the Underdark or on the surface will be able to point a finger and accurately say “it’s that way.”

Second, emerging from the first, is that you’re going to need a lot of power in order to get there.  It’s not the tomb tappers guarding the Vault that you should be worried about overcoming.  You should be concerned with the phaerimm, and the beholders, and the mind flayers (including a perhaps-shocking number of illithiliches).  You should think about all the drow (and the potentially vast numbers of driders who avoid the drow), and duergar (and far worse: derro), and kuo-toa, and deep dragons, and pseudonatural things creeping through portals from the Far Realm, and for that matter the natives of the ethereal and shadow planes who take their meals on the Prime Material, and all the constructs/elementals/outsiders/undead who’ve escaped their long-forgotten masters and now wander the Underdark bored and looking for a fight.  The places where you have to swim through miles of underground river, with only tiny/unpredictable air pockets, to get from one isolated pocket of the Underdark to the next because no dry tunnels exist.  The oozes, puddings, slimes, and the fact that every square foot of every tunnel has the potential to be infested with deadly molds and other fungi, many of which you’ve never seen before and/or won’t recognize until far too late.

Third, here’s the real kicker.  If you manage to find the Vault, and discover how to get into it, you’ll likely have the power to overcome the tomb tappers defending what is rightfully theirs… only to discover the ultimate disappointment.  The items in the Vault, no matter how numerous, won’t be appropriate to your level.  They’re not going to have +10 armor and weapons, or rings of universal elemental immunity, or the other fun items from the ELH… because in order to get them, they would have had to defeat adventurers like you… in which case they would have defeated you and kept you out of their Vault.  The treasures of the Vault are going to be mostly level 1-10 items, with some stretching up to level 20 (looted from tombs or taken from weaker adventurers who inherited them or stole them from tombs).  It is possible that the Vault contains one or more artifacts, especially the minor ones, but probably no major artifacts.

Then of course, there’s the question of how do you get all the treasure out of the Vault?  Even extradimensional spaces have limits.  Your best bet would probably be to set up a two-way portal, connecting the Vault with the personal stronghold you had the foresight to acquire.  From your keep, you can then sell the magical items off to merchants and adventurers passing through.

Yes, it is definitely an awesome quest, and don’t be discouraged from pursuing it.  Even the simple accumulation of several hundred +1 swords would be enough to make sure that you’re immortalized in taproom tales.  Just don’t count on it being quick, or easy, or hugely beneficial.  Profitable in gold… yes, perhaps, although the journey will have involved a lot of expense (ongoing armor/weapon repair and replacement as you get kicked in the crotch by everything and its brother, resurrection fees because some party members will definitely die, food and gear for your army while you blast your way through the Underdark, construction and upkeep of your castle, etc).  Upgrades in your own gear… no, the Vault probably won’t give you that.

Sources

  • The Tomb (I changed the name because I think “tomb of the tomb tappers” sounds lame) is mentioned under Tomb Tapper on page 82 of Monsters of Faerûn.
  • Underdark [88581] page 179 describes the Tomb as well. I have not yet incorporated this source into the ideas above.

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Anauroch

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At a Glance

Anauroch is a large desert separating the Sword Coast North from the Moonsea North.


Visiting

Geological Divisions

Anauroch is divided into four regions, known as the High Ice, the Frozen Sea, the Plain of Standing Stones, and the Sword. The latter three roughly coincide with the borders of fallen Netheril.

Neighboring Nations and Features

Politics

Who Rules

No individual can be said to control Anauroch. The Bedine tribes “rule” the patches of ground they camp on each night, and the d’tarig have their settlements, but the open sands are held by no one.

Who Really Rules

Nothing happens over or under the sands without the direction or tacit approval of the phaerimm.


Culture and Society

Demographics

The overall population is 77% human, 17% asabi, 5% gnoll, and 1% other races.

The human population of the region is 95% Bedine, 5% Vaasan, and less than 1% other subraces. The primary language is Midani.


Notable Individuals

The Zhentarim have some influence here, particularly in the northern Sword. The Bedine and D’tarig natives have their own “pecking orders” which are inscrutable to outsiders. The phaerimm, asabi and other desert creatures do pretty much whatever they please, unless someone is able to stop them.


Sources

Primary Sources
Passing Mention
Maps
Other Resources

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